on the art of barking

Barking is an important part of my life. It must always be loud and purposeful. Bark whenever someone you know wants to gain entry to your house, otherwise remember it is rude to bark at strangers. Find someone to bark with, this is much more fun, especially if conducted as a polyphonal chant in separate and discordant keys. Bark meaningfully, that is imagine you are looking at a large snake and cannot understand why no one else can see it. Try barking at night, this always sounds much louder and will impress everyone so much they will get up to listen to you more closely. Make sure the barking noise is set at a frequency that everyone can hear, you will notice a pleasant look will cross their faces, and they will often join in by barking back, usually in the limited form of a shirrup noise repeated in a rising crescendo. Yipping is also fun but needs someone to yip with, for example get your best friend to lie across the middle step of a flight of stairs then yip to pretend you can't go up, and when friend has been forcibly removed and you are at the top of the stairs, yip again because you can't get down. Never do anything without barking. Barking is part of the inexpressible rightness of being (thank you, Kundera).

thanks to the boss for his helpful comments and criticism.
Spot

Veronicas

more of the ivy leaved speedwell, showing the more lilac coloured flower and the very pretty blue anthers.

more spring

this minute little flower is ivy leaved speedwell, as never seen before, plus ant fly giving the boss an inquiring look

larking about

well we were larking about, and this sky lark flew past; not easy to see at the best of times and then they fly off making a dreadful noise, up in the sky giving us rocks. It could be a pippit I suppose, but the little white line on the wings suggests lark.

love

and here is miss venterdon 2006 herself. H, eat your heart out.

maternal advice

this is mum giving me the benefit of her years of accumulated wisdom. This was about how to train humans properly, how they need three walks a day, and where the biscuit tin is.