the rescue

here I am helping her down.

climbing

when I saw this nice person climbing up the quarry on Kit Hill I immediately rushed up to offer to rescue her.

p(h)easants

all in all it's been a bit of a wild life day. Pheasants 1 lurchers none.

and the roe deer escaped without being photographed. roe deer 1, boss none.

and I hear you are more pithecoid than you think. I could have told you the split was relatively recent http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4991470.stm and the X chromosome is the least changed!! (see the orginal article in Nature).

swallows

but there was no need for this victory roll. Swallows 1 lurchers none.

where's it gone

actually we weren't chasing this swallow, it was chasing us.

caught red handed

world cup football destroyed by rif, on behalf of rabbits against football. Lurchers do nothing.