caught red handed

world cup football destroyed by rif, on behalf of rabbits against football. Lurchers do nothing.

Venterdon vandals

three militants caught gate crashing Posh, Becks and Spot's party. Lurchers do nothing.

party blues

where is my invitation to Posh and Becks party? Have you got one? I cannot believe that mine hasn't arrived.

Tormentil

Just coming out in the woods. Part of what has been called the tormentil complex of closely related plants including cinquefoils; sounds like a suitable case for the boss. A VERY powerful herb with all sorts of medicinal uses.

native bluebells

and this is the native bluebell, slender, with all of its flowers to one side.

one more balm

OK I know it's boring but you've got to get it just so. At least I don't have to tell you what it is anymore.